October 6, 2008

Honestly, what better place to wage a war?

Comments (View)
September 24, 2008
Comments (View)
September 4, 2008
Comments (View)
August 25, 2008
Comments (View)
August 19, 2008

Mea culpa, bitches.

Yes.  I know.  I know.  We totally fucked you for the month of August, and your asses are bleeding from it.  We’ve been on hiatus for legitimate reasons (hey, did someone just cough the word bullshit?  I will punch you so hard it’ll give you cancer.  Fist cancer.)  But we know you’re malnourished from lack of Steve and Matt and Jerkiness.  But we have a lot of great videos to fill your S&MAJ-less void (see — I didn’t even make a joke about you having a void and how it clearly sets up another anal joke…hehe…void.  DAMMIT).  And a new video is going to be up imminently.  Very, very imminently.  Like so imminently, it’ll make your eyes bleed.

Seems you’re bleeding from the ass and the eyes.  You should get that checked out.

Comments (View)
July 30, 2008
Comments (View)
July 28, 2008

So clearly we’re living up to our URL title because S&MAJ have been a bit MIA lately.  To be perfectly honest, both Steve and I have been rather swamped by supposed “career opportunities,” so we’ve been ungodly truants to your sensitive fucking viewership sensibilities.  Our apologies (you bunch of babies).  Anyway, a new video will be up soon, God willing.  It may be tomorrow, it may be the next day, it may be when we damn well feel like it, but there will be a new video up soon.

Would you stop crying already?  God, it’s so childish.

In the meantime, enjoy this clip from a S&M personal fav, the highly underrated Idiocracy.  It’s basically a movie about what would happen in this country if it were populated by Steve and Matt’s inbred love monkeys.

Comments (View)
July 14, 2008
Comments (View)
July 13, 2008
“ There’ll be an extra-long new video up very soon.
Steve and Matt, right before they kissed in front of a millionaire in exchange for a meal at Denny’s.
Comments (View)
June 29, 2008

Lezzin’ Out on the Internet

Comments (View)